Was looking for a particular bumper sticker for my recently acquired car and, in the process, stumbled across these quotes, which tickled my fancy and made me smile.
"Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."
Which, of course, relates to the witch in Oz. Some further searches yielded the following:
"Dear Dorothy, Sick of OZ, took the ruby slippers, find your own way home. Love, Toto."
"Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy"
"Don't make me call my flying monkeys"
"The witch of the west was framed!"
Frivolous I know, but I really enjoyed reading them.